As we continue to remember the first 20 years of Triple M, I’ll tell you about the night that Sheryl Crow grabbed my ass.
Right off the bat I’ll say that it usually costs you a beer to hear this story- so if you are reading this, you owe me one.
It all started a few weeks before Sheryl Crow’s debut album was released and she was on a promotional tour. Record labels do this from time to time- they take a new artist out on the road visiting radio stations. The artists often perform in the radio station conference room for the station staff and management. This particular day was an extremely hot day- and the air-conditioner at the Triple M transmitter was broke. The transmitter overheated and we were off the air. That’s when a beautiful young woman walked through the door. Oh, that’s right Sheryl somebody is coming to visit…great!?!?
Sorry Sheryl, we’re off the air- you can’t play…unless you would like to head into Studio M and perform there- maybe we’ll play it on the air sometime.
She took me up on the offer and headed to Studio M with John Urban. They recorded a Studio M session and finished just as we went back on the air. I invited her to come into the studio and play something live on the air. After two songs, she left and the transmitter failed…again. Nobody, except me, heard that performance. We were literally (my wife hates when I use that word) on the air long enough for those two songs and then off again.
As she left, Sheryl asked if I would be in Boulder next week. There was an upcoming radio convention in Boulder, Co. that I was going to, so I said yes. I honestly didn’t think anything of it- thought she was just being friendly and that I would never see her again.
A week later I was in Boulder, waiting in line to register for the convention. Standing in line with me was Michael McDermott and a few minutes later Sheryl joined us. Michael went and grabbed us all drinks and I figured out that Sheryl really didn’t know anybody, so she just hung out with the two of us for the rest of the afternoon.
That evening the three of us went to the Fox Theatre to see Sonia Dada and a few other bands. And to drink. And we drank. A lot.
After a few drinks Sheryl started bouncing between Michael and Me and David Baerwald. She’d spend a little time with Michael and then a little time with me and then a little time with David and back to Michael again and so on and so on. This went on for quite some time and eventually she had both arms draped over my shoulders and looked up at me and said “somebody needs to take me out of here before I ruin my career.” I told her it wasn’t going to be me- I’m married – and she moved on. A little later, when Sonia Dada was on stage, we walked into the room where they were playing and my drink was dry, so I turned to the bar to order another drink (because I clearly needed another drink) and that’s when I felt a hand on my ass followed by a nice hard squeeze. It’s been a while since I have been single, so I didn’t know how to react. I said “can I get you something?” to which Michael interupted us and said “no- I think she’s had enough.”
The next night, back at the Fox Theatre, I was telling a few friends the story- and admitting that “I’m a guy- so I’m probably exaggerating a little bit.” That’s when Sheryl walkd in the door- as soon as she saw me, she made a bee-line for the other side of the room. As far away from me as she could possibly get. Eventually she got the nerve to come talk to me and she appologized. I said- “that’s o.k. Sheryl, someday you’ll be a big star and I’ll tell everybody about the night Sheryl Crow grabbed my ass.”
And I’ve been drinking free off of that story ever since.
These days I usually add one more line to the story- “…and that’s the night that Sheryl Crow decided that she had to have a biker guy…” although I’ll admit that isn’t true- in fact I doubt if I even owned a bike at that point. But either way I had a shot before Lance did.