There’s a report out today that Mick Jagger is getting together with Martin Scorsese to produce a new TV show that will air on HBO.

It reportedly will track the exploits of a “cocaine-fueled record executive in New York City circa 1977,” at a time “when punk, disco and a new form of music called hip-hop collided.”

Okay, I guess he might have some experience in that area, although his buddy Keith Richards may be a bit more qualified.

Now before they settled on that premise for the show, my sources tell me there were others that were rejected. Here are a few of them.

1. “Three’s Company: The Next Generation” Mick Jagger would star as the new Mr. Roper.

2. “Ego Wars” This would pit Mick’s ego against others who also think a whole lot of themselves. Donald Trump, Charlie Sheen, Sarah Palin and Brett Favre were all being considered as possible guest stars.

3. “Let’s Rob Mick Jagger.” Some down and out New Yorkers conspire to rob Mick Jagger’s apartment.

4. “Extreme Makeover: Lips Edition” Mick would host a behind the scenes reality program involving the best and the worst from the world of collagen.

5. “Moves Like Jagger” Inspired by the Maroon-5 song, celebrities would try their best to dance like Mick Jagger without falling over laughing.

Confession time.   No, I didn’t recently give birth when I was in the hospital, but I did watch a lot of bizarre television that I don’t usually watch. Among the shows: “Toddlers and Tiaras,” “Long Island Medium,” and my new favorite...”I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant.”

There is a show called “I Didn’t Know I was Pregnant” ???  First of all..that happens enough that there’s a show about it? Se cond..this show has been on for several years. Wow.

In the episode I watched, a young woman gave birth in a campground restroom. She was in pain and didn’t know why..and the baby just fell out and hit the bathroom floor. The show didn’t have any actual footage of course, but did have actors re-enacting the scene. Surprisingly, they did not have a doll-double to use to represent the baby.

What I’m wondering is this..how do these kids feel when they find out about their interesting entrances to the world? Will they sit down with the families and re-watch the show every year after they blow out the candles on the birthday cake?”

“You dropped me on the floor!  In a grimy campground bathroom?” I imagine the kid asking. “Those better be some pretty awesome presents for me to even THINK about forgiving you.”

And when his friends ask “were dropped on your head as a baby, or what?” He’ll have to say..”as a matter of fact I was. Thanks, Mom.”

Want to know more about this bizarre show? (And why wouldn’t you?)  Click here.

I was looking through a preview of new TV shows coming out this fall, and I’ve got to tell you…it’s more than a little scary.

I did notice two shows that seem to have a common theme. In the show “Once Upon a Time,” none of the characters seem to know they’re all living in an actual fairy tale. This comes from the writers of  “Lost,”  and that may be considered a good thing to some people.

In the show “Grimm,” the main characters are descendant of the original Brothers Grimm who wrote all those violent fairy tales a couple hundred years ago. One of them’s a detective who finds out that fairy tales are real, and he can see some people for the monsters they truly are. (From the executive producers of “Buffy” and “Angel”!)

“Where are we going?” asks a character in the trailer for “Once Upon A Time.”

“Somewhere horrible,” is the reply.

Somewhere horrible indeed. You can bet on it.

Once Upon A Time will air Sundays at 7pm on ABC and premieres October 23rd. Grimm premieres Friday October 21 on NBC and will air at 8pm.

While neither one of these shows seems promising to me, I bet both of them will seem Oscar-worthy compared to the new Tim Allen comedy that’s coming out this fall.

Here are the trailers for the two shows. What do you think?

Have you seen the A&E show Storage Wars? It’s a lot like Pawn Stars and American Pickers, except in this case, treasure hunting entrepreneurs bid on the contents of abandoned storage lockers, without knowing what’s in them. Sometimes they find something cool, but mostly it’s a lot of crap…old shoes, sporting equipment, hangers. But sometimes it’s pay dirt…antiques, vintage guitars, or baseball cards.

Now all those shows like that have several things in common: ridicule, drama, and surprise.

I have an idea for a new show that I think will be a huge hit. It has all of those elements…and more.

DRY CLEANER WARS!

First off, this show will offer the viewer a chance to ridicule and feel better than the person on the show.

VEWER: “They’re paying money to get THAT cleaned? That is the most hideous dress I’ve ever seen….He spilled yellow mustard on that shirt!  Any discriminating person knows the only appropriate condiment is grey poupon.”

The element of drama could be demonstrated in several ways.

For example, this scenario:

CUSTOMER: “Look at this nasty wine stain on my grandma’s wedding dress. Can you get it out?”

DRY CLEANER: “Ooh, that looks like it’s really set in there. I don’t know if there’s anything we can do with that…”

CUSTOMER: “Oh, you’ve got to help me…I’m desperate.”

ANNOUNCER: “Will that wine stain come out? Will Rebecca be able to face her family ever again? Find out, right after this.”

You can feel the tension, I know you can.

But what about surprise? How can we be surprised at the dry cleaner?

That’s easy..all we have to do is dump out the pockets.  “Eww, what the heck is that? I’ve never seen anything like it!  What is it? We’ll tell you, right after this.”

And once this show takes off, which I’m sure it will, I’ve already got a spin-off idea.

CELEBRITY DRY CLEANER WARS.

Dry Cleaner Wars, Celebrity Dry Cleaner Wars, copyright 2011, Kitty Dunn Enterprises.

Pop culture genius Sherwood Schwartz died yesterday at the age of 94. And by now you’ve probably heard snippets of the themes to “Gilligan’s Island” and “Brady Bunch” featured in news stories about his passing. That’s because he was the producer of both shows and the writer of their theme songs. But you may not have been treated to this gem from  the short-lived show “It’s About Time.”

I don’t really remember this particular show, which aired for one season in 1966 and ‘67, but I have heard this catchy theme song before.

Enjoy this fine theme song, written by the late Sherwood Schwartz.

Through some quick web research I discovered that the first half the season featured the modern day astronauts back in caveman days, but when ratings started to tank, it was re-tooled so the astronauts came back to the ’60’s and brought their new cave friends with them.

Obviously that didn’t do the trick either since the show was not renewed.

One amusing note: Imogene Coca’s character was originally called Shag, but when the big wigs discovered the word was the ’60s equivalent of “making whoopee,” her character’s named was changed to Shad.

Have you seen the new Target commercial with the kids creating a good old summertime ruckus in the store, with the Status Quo song “Pictures of Matchstick Men” in the background?

Not sure this line from the song is a great sales point for the store:

“When I look up to the skies I see your eyes a funny kind of yellow.”

Lucky they didn’t use the next line, which is somewhat ominous.

“I rush home to bed I soak my head  I see your face beneath my pillow.”

Here’s the original song..

And here’s the Target ad.  Everything you need for summertime fun, except the hallucinogenic mushrooms.

Pip pip, cheerio!

Cheerios Cereal turns 70 this year, so they’re getting some free birthday publicity. I figure I might as well add to that.

I wasn’t real surprised when I learned that one out of every 8 cereal boxes sold contains Cheerios, because there are just so many different flavors of Cheerios to choose from these days. I was never a fan of the original Cheerios, because they didn’t have nearly enough sugar. But now I’m a fan..especially of the chocolate, fruity, multi-grain, and apple cinnamon varieties.

Some of the old Cheerios commercials were great. One that sticks in my mind had a jingle that went like this:

“Gonna start the day the bright way, the bold way, the get up and go way, gotta get a bowl of them oats. Get a pow, pow, powerful good, good feelin’ with with Cheer-cheer-cheerios.”

I was hoping to find that commercial on youtube so I could share it with you, but to no avail. But I did find this one which is humorous, although before my time. Enjoy.

Summer is here and the time is right..for special summer only commercials.

I listened to a lot of radio when I was a kid, and even though I should have been spending all my time outside, I did sit in front of the TV quite often.

That means I have some memories about commercials that only rain the summer, like the ads for Bain Du Soleil suntan oil. I always thought the jingle went like this..”Bain Du Soleil for the Central Bay tan.” Apparently it’s St. Tropez..where’s that again?

And does anybody remember QT? The stuff that turned your skin a peculiar shade of orange? Good thing you can’t see that on the black and white commercial..

Now this just might get me to go back to the movies!

Warner Bros. is bringing Mel Blanc back to life..because they needed somebody to voice three new cartoon shorts they’re making to run before movies, just like in the old days.

Now Mel Blanc has often been impersonated, but it never sounds exactly right, so that’s why Warner Bros. decided to call on their friend Dr. Frankenstein to bring the talented cartoon voice artist back from the other side!

Holy reanimation, Batman!

Okay, that’s not entirely true.

What they’re actually going to do is take Mel Blanc’s voice parts as the vocal track for the new cartoons. The first will star Daffy Duck and will be shown before Happy Feet 2 when it comes out in November.

You probably already knew that Mel Blanc was the voice for Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, but he also was the man behind  Porky Pig, Sylvester the Cat, Tweety Bird, Foghorn Leghorn, Yosemite Sam, Wile E. Coyote, Woody Woodpecker, Barney Rubble, Mr. Spacely, Speed Buggy, Captain Caveman, Heathcliff, Speedy Gonzales, Elmer Fudd, Secret Squirrel, Hardy Har Har and the Frito Bandito.

I have nothing else to say about this topic, except, “That’s All Folks!”

Actor Andy Griffith turns 85 today..and is still a pretty cool old dude, if you ask me.

Not only did I really love the old Andy Griffith show, I also thought it was awesome that he sued a guy in Grant County, Wisconsin when he had his name legally changed to “Andy Griffith” to get publicity for a run for sheriff.

The elder Andy said it was copyright infringement. (And by the way the guy lost the race.)

I never did get on the “Matlock” train, but can watch those same old black and white Andy Griffith show episodes over and over.

It was on a Andy Griffith reunion special that I found out the theme song actually had lyrics.

Give a listen, and then tell me what you think!

My favorite line: “..pull up a weed to chaw, and maybe set and jaw!”